i basically ship everything

departured:

I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.

I was honestly hoping the grub was going to puke…
cyberemoji:

the only flag I pledge allegiance to

cyberemoji:

the only flag I pledge allegiance to

how i plan to parent



The Weasleys and their jumpers (Bill and Charlie excluded,sorry!) 

The Weasleys and their jumpers (Bill and Charlie excluded,sorry!) 

advmscott:

you forgot one

princxe:

I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

lameprlncess:

nopeitynope:

i just ran 3km my calves are killing me

[MURDEROUS BABY COW NOISES]

deodoranting:

same.
tips on kissing boys

deodoranting:

1. start off with slow kisses
2. when he’s least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. swallow him whole
4. slither away you fiesty anaconda

batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

thearcanetheory:

cianur00:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

f-r-eckled:

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%

image

thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

image

this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again